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Voter Restriction Laws: It's More Likely Than You Think
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by Merfolk Wizard
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Resident comedian and master of the Camel Clutch.
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If you've got voting problems, I feel bad for you son. I've
got ninety-nine problems but unjust voting restrictions ain't one. Oh, wait,
apparently it is. My bad.
2012 is
shaping up to be a real dog and pony show election wise, and the desperation to
swing votes is already apparent if you just look at the Republican primary.
Remember when Michele Bachmann not-so-subtly implied that Herman Cain was the
anti-Christ? Yeah, that's pretty much the tits right there. On the other,
slightly more paranoid end of the spectrum you have Ron Paul buying into Alex
Jones conspiracy theories. And the list goes on.
But that
nonsense is relatively harmless. What's much worse are attempts by Republican
lawmakers to change voting laws in a blatant attempt to keep certain age and
ethnic groups likely to vote for Obama away from the polls. The official,
non-super villain reason given is to combat the lurking evil of voter fraud.
That's all well and good, but you'd be pretty hard pressed to find solid
evidence that voter fraud happens on a large scale, let alone on a regular
basis. It's simply the boogeyman of choice to mask the theft of basic American
rights.
William
O'Brien, the speaker of the New Hampshire State House, attempted to pass
several laws aimed at keeping college students from voting in 2012, claiming
that they vote with their feelings rather than with facts, which leads them to
vote liberal. Though his measures thankfully flopped, it shows the glaring hole
in the logic behind this movement: people who vote liberal simply don't think
hard enough to vote conservative. I understand that politics is like,
ninety-percent rhetoric and what have you, but come the fuck on, buddy. You've
got to be shitting me on this one.
Measures to
block students such as those introduced and ultimately shot down in New
Hampshire include the elimination of same day voter registration, which is
utilized by several college campuses, and preventing anyone with an out of
state ID from voting, which applies to anyone who attends school from out of
state. More general efforts include the elimination of early day voting,
utilized by folks who can't take time off from work to rock the vote.
If you're
not the sort of person who keeps their civil liberties under constant
surveillance, you might find it surprising that nearly half of the country has
passed, has attempted to pass or is introducing new legislation to greatly
weaken voter turnout. No, this isn't a Glenn Beck novel, this is real and will
hopefully serve as a wake-up call to those who think our rights are genuinely
inalienable. Clearly they are not if it means netting a political edge.
The thing I
don't get is why there isn't more outrage over this. The cornerstone of
democracy is readily being compromised by the people who are elected to serve
us, the same people who are now trying to turn the tables on that relationship.
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